Roses are red, violets are blue
Oh, Smelly Shelley, your CFers will miss you.
You gave excellent advice on how to lose and how to gain.
You're the first dietician that did not drive me insane.
You were balanced and fair, never force-fed me a Scandishake,
your nutritional advice I'll always trust and always take.
You're a great nutritionist but as a person you're incredibly neat.
My heart stays close to your heart with your new career in meat.